And now for my favorite part of "Tales from
Planet Z"!
THE FAQ PAGE!!!
Why is it my favorite part, you
ask?
Because there are no pictures on this page,
meaning I don't have to go insane fixing every last graphical error that my
crappy HTML editor program springs up! Huzzah!
So, anyway, the point is you guys ask me
questions and I answer them here. Or, if you really don't want to know the
secrets of life, or you prefer to just pester me with the same questions day in
and day out, you can click here and go home. So make yer choice!!!
Now let the questioning
begin!
Q: Where did you learn to
draw?
A: On Earth.
Heh, no, seriously. I am asked this question
a lot and, to be honest, I didn't really go to any classes.
God has just blessed me with an artistic
talent and I want to use it to honor Him and make you folks laugh every once in
a while.
Q: So you're a Christian?
A: No, I'm an Atheist. Of course I'm a
Christian!
Q: I don't get your sense of
humor.
A: Sounds like a personal problem to
me.
Q: Why don't you do a comic about a talking
dog that travels through time?
A: Because it's not funny.
Next?
Q: How can I learn to draw like
you?
A: ... I really do not know why people ask me
this. I would think most folks would aspire to draw as if they had some degree
of talent. Anyway, don't ask me. If you like my style, imitate it. If not, don't
imitate it.
Q: Do you mind if I copy your
style?
A: *shrug* Not really. Plagiarism is what
makes the cartoon world go 'round.
Q: What is the Answer to Life, the Universe,
and Everything?
A: 42
Q: Howcome people in your comics have all
those weird skin colors?
A: Because I'm color-blind. Never ask me that
again. Under penalty of death.
No, really, it's because I just like making
my cartoon worlds look very surreal. I just choose random skin-colors or
whatever shade looks good. Plus, it's a quaint little homage to the diversity of
God's creations... and I stole it from "Doug" and the Muppets.
Q: Is Norm supposed to be
black?
A: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Again, random
colors. Norm looked good with dark skin, so I went with it. I really couldn't
care less what ethnic group my characters fit into and I don't see why I am
asked this so often.
Q: Do you support inter-racial relationships
or something?
A: Yes. You gotta' problem with
that?
Q: Why do you act so
paranoid?
A: WHY DO YOU ASK?!?
Q: What is Interviewer 67 supposed to
be?
A: I have no idea.
Q: What's the deal with Norm's
hair?
A: It changes color.
Q: W hat
are the names of the Seven Dwarves?
A: Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy,
Bashful, and Doc...
Although they didn't have names in the
original book.
Q: Were you sent here by the
Devil?
A: ... no... who told you that? *shifts his
eyes around*
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