Once every so often, a genius comes to the public's eye. Someone so
intelligent, so brilliant, so astoundingly, gosh-darned smart that everyone else
looks like a Clinton supporter by comparison... This century, that someone is
Doctor Robotnik!
... too bad he's barking mad ...
Dr. Robotnik (or
Eggman to his foes) is quite possibly the smartest human being ever born. His IQ
is up there in the 4,000 range and his inventions and name are known throughout
the land. Unfortunately, he's nutty as a fruitcake. Whether the Eggman is a
crazed megalomaniac who wants the whole world in his control, or if he's a
well-meaning yet sadly-confused scientist who wants to rid the world of disease,
famine, and despair, he's not someone you want to hang around with... and not
just because he won't stop sp33k1ng 1n l33t, er, I mean speaking in
leet.
You see, ol' Ivo is determined to destroy all organic matter and
replace all people, animals, and plants with his mechanical creations. This is
what happens to all those techies and weirdos who get picked on too much in
school, so watch your back all you high-school jocks and preps! Robotnik resides
in Casa del Koopa with Bowser and Company, and conducts many a sinister
experiment deep within its hidden dungeons.
A fan of techno music, anime,
and pirated warez, Robotnik hates just about everyone and everything save his
own robots and the Koopas. And he hates, absolutely despises being called "Dr.
Eggman." He's mad enough to kill Sonic with his bare hands just for coming up
with that nickname...
... he does kinda' look like an egg though, don't
he?
Specialties: ... none, really... Robotnik's machines do all the
fighting for him (whatta wimp, huh?)
