Bowser
Full Name: King Bowser Nesbitt Koopa
Age: 300
(koopas live for quite a while)
Yyyyyep, he's your
standard-issue evil fire-breathing dragonesque would-be world dictator with a
silly middle name.
Meet Bowser Koopa, possibly one of the most disgusting,
heartless, evil fiends on the face of the Earth... with the exception of oh... I
dunno, maybe Jimmy Kimmel or Jennifer Lopez... Anyway, the point is: He's mean,
he's green, get used to it. Bowser hates... well... everything. He hates me, he
hates you, he hates Adam Sandler movies (but then, who doesn't?)... Bowser's
greatest joy would be to see the sickeningly pleasant Mushroom Kingdom burnt
down and its people enslaved. He's got a whole army of disgruntled monsters and
psychotic robots (thanks to Eggman) on his side and if it weren't for our
heroes, he'd probably have his way.
On an interesting flip-side to his
personality, Bowser is always fretting about supporting his wife and seven kids;
and frequently rents out rooms in his fortress or holds yard sales to make some
extra cash.
And, you know... despite his being so despicable and
Satanic... he sure is goofy as all get
out!
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